When i was in high school, we had these tags with our name and photo (freaking paranoid americans) that were attached to a lanyard, which was bright blue, coincidentially around those days my sister had these big ponytail holders and one of them was that exact shade of blue only with sparkles (you know, for extra girlyness) so i decided to take it and wrap it around the lanyard, i don't have a clue why! maybe i thought it would look cool, who knows!
So, i had this class, i believe it was History of Arizona, or something like that (i already had all the regular credits, so i had like two history's, three levels of english literature and a cooking class! come on!) so my point is, in said class i had two classmates, who i think they we're good friends since they were always fooling around asking me about my preferences on cartoon ducks, which one is sexier? Donald Duck or Daffy Duck?, and shit like that... so, one day, one of them asks me:
Kevin: "So, blue balls... is that a statement or something?"
Me: "Why?"
Calvin: "You know, 'cause of the blue balls in your lanyard"
Me: "I don't understand"
Tim: "You know, when a guy gets an erection and he doesn't ejaculate he gets "blue balls" 'cause of the blood that pools in the veins"
Me: "Ohh, i didn't knew the slang"
Nick: "So?"
Me: "My sister had them and it's the same shade of blue of the lanyard, i thought it would look cool"
Justin: "So?"
Me: "It's not a statement"
Brian: "OK! but Daffy is still better!"
Me: "Nah ah"
I still have that lanyard, and it still has the blue balls in it... i should've started wearing it years ago, 'cause you know why?
I'm such a TEASE!
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